SPINAL TAP TO REUNITE

An important announcement today: Spinal Tap is going to reunite and appear at Wembley Stadium on June 7, as part of the worldwide Live Earth concerts.

Director Rob Reiner has prepared a 15-minute film explaining what the band has been doing since its last appearance:

“Nigel has been raising miniature horses to race, but can’t find jockeys small enough to ride them; David is now a hip-hop producer who also runs a colonic clinic; and Derek is in rehab for addiction to the Internet.”

You’re probably as excited as I am. If you don’t recognize why this is so important, you owe it to yourself to rent the 1984 documentary about the band.